I was about to reblog this, when I looked up and noticed my cat was just staring at this cucumber on my kitchen table
Via Soy Shiberet!!
Calvin: If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
Hobbes: How so?
Calvin: Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
What do your lines say?
This is weird.
It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.
Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.
It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell
Otras frases que tendría:
- Peligro, jornaleros pulgosos a 100 metros. Jornaleros a 50 metros…
- Gire a la izqui.. digooo, gire a la derecha. SIEMPRE.
- Tras el semáforo, atropelle a ese ministro de cejas pobladas.
Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw
Via Me Convierto en Geek
For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass